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insomniainclined:

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bakedandbipolar:

every.single.one.of.these

ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr

opium

On point Bruh.

OPIUM

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bae:come over
me:do you have food
bae:my parents aren't home
me:are they coming back with food

Yoko Ono, 1977  (via bl-ossomed)

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Some people are old at 18 and some are young at 90. Time is a concept that humans created.
Anonymous asked: But olive what if it tastes salty??


Answer:

whitegirlsaintshit:

pussy isn’t gonna taste like strawberries and whipped cream. like, it’s a bodily fluid. your vagina is acidic when it’s in its prime pH. let’s get rid of this idea that we’re supposed to taste like we’re fruits instead of humans. like, yes, you can alter the taste with your diet. but please do not fret if your genitals don’t taste like chocolate pudding.

sandandglass:

The Simpsons did The Hangover back in 1999. 

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